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*when someone initiates sexting with u at 3 am*

me: can u not wtf

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omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

(via iwantyoudamon)

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vaginaed:

when xkit crashes and you’re forced to use regular tumblr

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(via iwantyoudamon)

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  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via iwantyoudamon)

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glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via fake-mermaid)

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Okay it’s 4am and I should be sleeping, but I just realized that I’ve done every single one of the 10 commandments, except for murdering someone of course lol, like multiple times over and omg if I wasn’t already destined for hell before, I sure am now lmao

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unclefather:

waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

(Source: waluiqi, via beautifultwistedsimplicity)

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tupacabra:

the world is not yet ready for you, young one

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(via fake-mermaid)

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(Source: degeneratorr, via lohanthony)

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OUT OF THE WOODS, SHAKE IT OFF, AND WELCOME TO NEW YORK ALL MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE A DANCE PARTY IN MY ROOM WHENEVER I LISTEN TO THEM. I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT ELSE 1989 HAS IN STORE

THANK YOU taylorswift, MY QUEEN AND SAVIOR.

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gookgod:

he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this 

If a-million-castles and her hubby ever get into a fight

(via milesjai)

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p0kemina:

magicbuffet:

Nice

nice

p0kemina:

magicbuffet:

Nice

nice

(Source: renietan, via nanayuo)

Chat
  • me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous
  • me: *reads 100k fic*
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genesequencer:

i can cry in six languages

(Source: halfscottish, via fake-mermaid)