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alunaes:

omfg i hate him all his videos keep making me laugh bye

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deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

praisingbooty:

 

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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terminallycheesy:

forfuturereferenceonly:

ohio-is4-lovers:

a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.

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helyon:

nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries

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