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yeevil:

probably not that

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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bluetemplo:

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
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dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

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My parents literally haven’t left the couch all day (they’ve watched over 12 episodes of breaking bad okay) and I ask to watch an episode of vampire diaries and they yell at me and tell me to bug off :)

:)))) :) :))

welp at least i have my computer so i can watch it there but jfc

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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Tags: PSA
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Tonight very much feels like a make-a-fuckton-of-tea-and-binge-watch-the-vampire-diaries night.

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I Literally Hate Everything and 500000% Wish I was Dead

          The thrilling auto-biography by fresh, new author ‘Me’

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I would rather be kidnapped and spend the next year chained up in a cellar than live with my parents to be completely honest :)